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I always get a kick out of the Not Always sites and this little snippet makes me giggle in amused horror. Where does a little boy learn to speak like that!? ;-)

Sunny Side Up For The Destroyer Of Worlds
Cafe | Melbourne, VIC, Australia | Children


(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)

Me: “So, what will it be?”

Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”

(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)

Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”

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alephz
Apr. 6th, 2013 12:28 am (UTC)
That child is my hero.

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